He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
you're hired as official boob wrangler