Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders