High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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