That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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