I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
This baby is an asshole
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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