Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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