ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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