its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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