Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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