I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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