she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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