its not stalking. its research.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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