i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again