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• (917): View more from New York City

  So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.

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• (518): View more from New York

  What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation

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• (916): View more from California

  If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

  (916): View more from California

  It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.

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• (435): View more from Utah

  It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.

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• (845): View more from New York

  The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.

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