But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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