just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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