I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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