People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
