i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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You need Xanax blowdarts
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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