Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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