I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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