batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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