google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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