Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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