Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Watching her eat just hurts me
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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