So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
