is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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