Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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