I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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