kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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