I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Of course I have a pirate flag
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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