Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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This couple is walking their pig around campus
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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