ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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