How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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