Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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