One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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