i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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