on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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