I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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