i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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