Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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