hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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