We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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