So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I need to calm my uterus...
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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