hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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