i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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