So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
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