He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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