You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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