Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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