Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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