Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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