Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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