Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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