Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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