When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
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I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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